diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via cassann515)

echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

(via unstrong)

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

(via phil-is-my-cat)

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

(via adventure--awaits--us--lovely)

angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

(via phil-is-my-cat)